Progressive will no longer be filming commercials inside FirstEnergy StadiumPhoto: Progressive Insurance
At Home with Baker Mayfield has been a staple of Progressive commercials for years now. However, after being traded to Carolina on Wednesday, Progressive will no longer have the luxury of being able to use footage at FirstEnergy Stadium for sake of continuity. With every drawback comes the opportunity for genius, especially in the marketing department. Listen up Progressive! Listen up Flo, Jamie, and friends! I have your next campaign planned out. I’ll be expecting payment (You guys got Venmo?). Here’s the script, excuse the formatting:
INT. — Bank of America Stadium, day
Baker and his wife, Emily Wilkinson, unpack a few of the props we’ve seen from previous “At Home” commercials (i.e.: coffee machine, perhaps a framed picture of him with Alice Cooper, etc.) when he gets to the nacho cheese dispenser. Emily snatches it away from Baker
EMILY
Oh, we don’t need that. We have dispensers here, and these ones have actually been to two Super Bowls.
BAKER
The hassle of moving was so much already, but Progressive made it easy to bundle our home and auto insurance, even during our move. We saved a boatload of money.
EMILY
Baker, you said you wouldn’t.
BAKER
What? We had some extra cash, so I just figured…
EMILY
Alright, but you’re taking me with you.
BAKER
Oh, no can do. I already told my friends I’d take them.
EMILY
Who?
EXT. — Beach, day
Baker is driving a boat. Sam Darnold and Matt Corral are sitting in the back.
BAKER
Man, this is so much better than Lake Erie.
MATT CORRAL
Do you think I could drive for a little bit?
BAKER
When you’re older, kid. Even I had to wait before I got to drive.
MATT CORRAL
You only had to wait two weeks.
SAM DARNOLD
Enjoy it. It sucks getting thrust right into the driving role immediately.
CUT TO WIDE SHOT OF BOAT GOING ACROSS SCREEN
ANNOUNCER
Progressive. Bundle home, auto, and boat insurance all in one place.
SAM DARNOLD
(Sounding ill) Could you move to calmer waters? I think I’m gonna be sick.
BAKER
Not in the boat!
MATT CORRAL
Does he have mono again?
And scene! That’s at most a one-minute…
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